New Jason V Brock FB Post

Here we go… a few projects I’m about to pitch Hollywood:1) SUPERFLY remake with Kevin Costner in the starring role.2) LITTLE BIG MAN with Nicole Kidman as the title character in a lesbian relationship with her younger self.3) An re-animated version of SNOW WHITE in the style of painters such as Francis Bacon, Otto Dix, George Grosz, et al.4) ALIEN done strictly with marionettes and muppets.5) HALLOWEEN as an opera.6) JAWS reshot as a XXX hardcore feature.7) LOGAN’S RUN shot as a SWEET MOVIE homage starring the corpse of Otto Muehl (complete with characters taking enemas, etc–done in Viennese Actionist-style).8) NIGERIA: A “reimagining” of OKLAHOMA set in colonial Africa.9) WEST SIDE STORY: A fifteen hour film of a fly traversing Kanye West’s ass in extreme close-up.10) SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS done with stop-motion dinosaurs and aliens.What do you think? —

August 24, 2018 at 09:57PM
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